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(More customer reviews)I have about ten plush toys from GIANT MICROBES. BED BUG is the only one that is more than a mere novelty. BED BUG is the size of an adult's hand. What is most striking is the champagne pink color of BED BUG. I simply cannot stop looking at BED BUG. The color is truly intriguing and unique, and brings to mind some of the subtle colors found on automobiles featured in custom car shows. BED BUG is blue-eyed, with dilated black pupils. BED BUG also has six scarlet legs and two scarlet antennae. BED BUG also has fur that is short and soft. Hence, BED BUG can be used as a stroking device, for providing gentle massages to acquaintances or to family members. Although I have purchased E. coli, Listeria monocytogenes, chlamydia, flesh-eating bacteria, chicken pox virus, penicillium fungus, and a couple of other plush toys from GIANT MICROBES, BED BUG is the only one that I keep on my computer desk. Actually, I had earlier been thinking that I would develop an attachment to one of the GIANT MICROBES bacteria, in view of the fact that I have published over a dozen research publications on various bacteria, including E. coli, Listeria monocytogenes, Salmonella typhimurium, Lactobaccillus casei, and others. But I have only developed an attachment to BED BUG. Maybe, in retrospect, I should have conducted laboratory research on bed bugs? Perhaps it is not too late. Maybe I should write a grant proposal on bed bug research.
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